Homer 1

1. Homer gets excited because ____________________________.
  the mail comes
  he gets to take a break
  his friend comes over for a visit

2. What comes for Lisa? 
  a letter from the Utne Reader
  a letter from Edward James Olmos
  a free sample of fabric softener 

3. Homer is most excited about getting _________________.
  a new hat
  a letter from Edward James Olmos
  a free sample of fabric softener

4. How many "types of softness" does Homer say that he feels after putting on his hat?
  Two
  Three
  Four

5. Homer tells Lisa that he's _________________ his fat guy hat.
  watching
  washing
  drying